40 Nigger Jokes - Oldies but goodies

[Michael Trew]

1. Q. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
A. Coz he doesn't know he's black!
2. Q. What does it say on the inside of a niggers lip?
A. Inflate to 30 pounds!
3. Q. Why don't niggers drive convertables?
A. Coz there lips would flap them to death!
4. Q. Why do nigger smell?
A. So the blind can hate them as well!
5. Q. Why do niggers wear large brimmed hat?
A. To stop the pigeons shitting on their bottom lips!
6. Q. What do you call a nigger with a bike?
A. A thief!
7. Q. What do you say to a nigger with a job?
A. Cheeseburger and chips please!
8. Q. Why do niggers drive cars with small stearing wheels?
A. So they can drive with handcuffs on!
9. Q. What does a nigger use a brick for?
A. Down payment on a T.V.!
10. Q. Why do niggers wear platformed shoes?
A. To stop their knuckles dragging on the ground!
11. Q. How do you stop a nigger jumping on your bed?
A. Velcro on the ceiling!
12. Q. What do you throw a drowning nigger?
A. His wife and kids!
13. Q. What do you throw a drowning nigger?
A. An anvil!
14. Q. What's the difference between a nigger and a bicycle?
A. A bicycle doesn't sing old man river when it's chained up!
15. Q. Why have nigger got big nostrils, big lips, curly hair and smell?
A. Because they deserve it!
16. Q. What do you call a guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
A. Coach!
17. Q. What do you call a nigger in a suit?
A. The accused!
18. Q. What do you call a guy surrounded by 100 niggers?
A. Warden!
19. Q. What do you get if you cross a pig and a nigger?
A. Nothing because pigs are fussy who they fuck now days!
20. Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger with an octupus?
A. Something that doesn't look good but it can sure pick cotton!
21. Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger and a mexican?
A. A car thief that's too lazy to steal!
22. Q. How do you get a nigger pregnant?
A. Come in some shit and let the flies do the rest!
23. Q. What does a nigger eat for breakfast?
A. Coon flakes and Wogurt!
24. Q. Why can't niggers cllimb mountains?
A. Coz their lips burst above 5000 feet!
25. Q. What do you call a pickup going over a cliff with three niggers
in it?
A. A waste, you could fit four niggers in a pick up!
26. Q. What do you get if you cross a smurf and a nigger?
A. A smigger!
27. Q. What do you call a nigger with a stutter?
A. A cacoon!
28. Q. A fat nigger and a small nigger jump of a building, who hits the
gound first?
A. Who gives a fuck!
29. Q. What do you call 200 niggers burried to their foreheads?
A. Afro turf!
30. Q. Why did god give niggers rythm?
A. Coz he fucked up their lips, nostrils and hair!
31. Nigger Son to nigger dad, "Hey dad, why have you got your sunglasses
on at night?".
"There not my sunglasses they're my nostrils son".
32. Q. What's colorless and lies in the gutter?
A. A nigger with the shit kicked out of him!
33. Q. What's black and slides down your windows at dawn?
A. Coondensation.
34. Q. Have you heard about the new pack of Rodney King playing cards?
A. 51 clubs and one spade!
35. Q. What's got an I.Q. of 250.
A. Any nigger country!
36. Q. Do you know how to save a drowning nigger?
A. No? That's great!
37. Q. Why are niggers good at dancing?
A. Coz Dis goes here, dis goes there! (Disco's for you slow niggers!)
38. Q. What's the black stuff between elephants toes?
A. Slow niggers!
39. Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger with a pakistani!
A. A car thief that can't drive!
40. How about the half Jew and half nigger, his friend offered to
sell him his bike and he wasn't sure whether to knock him down on
the price or steal it!
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The funniest jokes are always rooted in reality.

[Peeler]

On Sun, 10 Jul 22 19:48:23 UTC, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married

The funniest jokes are always rooted in reality.

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On Sun, 10 Jul 22 19:48:23 UTC, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married

The funniest jokes are always rooted in reality.

Your only reality is that you are a typical, notoriously lying, gay nazi
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On Sun, 10 Jul 22 19:48:23 UTC, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married

The funniest jokes are always rooted in reality.

Your only reality is that you are a typical, notoriously lying, gay nazi
swine, Loose Sphincter!
--
"Hello from AVG.
Please stop advertising us. We don't want to be associated with neo-Nazi
scum like you and RichA, no matter whether you use our product or not.
And fix your fucking sig separator!
Sincerely, AVG."

[Edward Hernandez]

See also these John Doe troll nym-shift names:

John Doe <***@message.header>
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"Edward's Father" <***@post.header>

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In message-id <t6nt3e$7bp$***@dont-email.me>
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[Ed Debevic]

1. Q. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
A. Coz he doesn't know he's black!
2. Q. What does it say on the inside of a niggers lip?
A. Inflate to 30 pounds!
3. Q. Why don't niggers drive convertables?
A. Coz there lips would flap them to death!
4. Q. Why do nigger smell?
A. So the blind can hate them as well!
5. Q. Why do niggers wear large brimmed hat?
A. To stop the pigeons shitting on their bottom lips!
6. Q. What do you call a nigger with a bike?
A. A thief!
7. Q. What do you say to a nigger with a job?
A. Cheeseburger and chips please!
8. Q. Why do niggers drive cars with small stearing wheels?
A. So they can drive with handcuffs on!
9. Q. What does a nigger use a brick for?
A. Down payment on a T.V.!
10. Q. Why do niggers wear platformed shoes?
A. To stop their knuckles dragging on the ground!
11. Q. How do you stop a nigger jumping on your bed?
A. Velcro on the ceiling!
12. Q. What do you throw a drowning nigger?
A. His wife and kids!
13. Q. What do you throw a drowning nigger?
A. An anvil!
14. Q. What's the difference between a nigger and a bicycle?
A. A bicycle doesn't sing old man river when it's chained up!
15. Q. Why have nigger got big nostrils, big lips, curly hair and smell?
A. Because they deserve it!
16. Q. What do you call a guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
A. Coach!
17. Q. What do you call a nigger in a suit?
A. The accused!
18. Q. What do you call a guy surrounded by 100 niggers?
A. Warden!
19. Q. What do you get if you cross a pig and a nigger?
A. Nothing because pigs are fussy who they fuck now days!
20. Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger with an octupus?
A. Something that doesn't look good but it can sure pick cotton!
21. Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger and a mexican?
A. A car thief that's too lazy to steal!
22. Q. How do you get a nigger pregnant?
A. Come in some shit and let the flies do the rest!
23. Q. What does a nigger eat for breakfast?
A. Coon flakes and Wogurt!
24. Q. Why can't niggers cllimb mountains?
A. Coz their lips burst above 5000 feet!
25. Q. What do you call a pickup going over a cliff with three niggers
in it?
A. A waste, you could fit four niggers in a pick up!
26. Q. What do you get if you cross a smurf and a nigger?
A. A smigger!
27. Q. What do you call a nigger with a stutter?
A. A cacoon!
28. Q. A fat nigger and a small nigger jump of a building, who hits the
gound first?
A. Who gives a fuck!
29. Q. What do you call 200 niggers burried to their foreheads?
A. Afro turf!
30. Q. Why did god give niggers rythm?
A. Coz he fucked up their lips, nostrils and hair!
31. Nigger Son to nigger dad, "Hey dad, why have you got your sunglasses
on at night?".
"There not my sunglasses they're my nostrils son".
32. Q. What's colorless and lies in the gutter?
A. A nigger with the shit kicked out of him!
33. Q. What's black and slides down your windows at dawn?
A. Coondensation.
34. Q. Have you heard about the new pack of Rodney King playing cards?
A. 51 clubs and one spade!
35. Q. What's got an I.Q. of 250.
A. Any nigger country!
36. Q. Do you know how to save a drowning nigger?
A. No? That's great!
37. Q. Why are niggers good at dancing?
A. Coz Dis goes here, dis goes there! (Disco's for you slow niggers!)
38. Q. What's the black stuff between elephants toes?
A. Slow niggers!
39. Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger with a pakistani!
A. A car thief that can't drive!
40. How about the half Jew and half nigger, his friend offered to
sell him his bike and he wasn't sure whether to knock him down on
the price or steal it!
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The funniest jokes are always rooted in reality.

Gotta give credit where credit is due and,that michael Ejercito is one
funny

[Peeler]

On Fri, 30 Sep 2022 16:18:30 -0400, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married

Post by Ed Debevic
Gotta give credit where credit is due and,that michael Ejercito is one
funny

There is nothing more ridiculous than an endlessly whining gay neo-nazitard
like you, Loose Sphincter. And you are certainly the biggest and most
ridiculous WHINER of all the whining retarded online nazis! LOL