Nigger Owner's Manual

[Susan Cohen]

So, you've picked up your brand new nigger, eager to get it working, but you
just aren't sure what to do with it! Well never fear, the Nigger Manual is here!
In this manual, you will learn many handy tips, from how to fill your nigger's
noggin' with bleak, empty promises of reward, to how to thoroughly discipline
your nigger when he decides to steal a watermelon from your watermelon patch! If
handled properly, your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant,
service. In just fifteen minutes it'll feel like 1853 again, guaranteed! Ready?
Here we go!
__________________________
Contents
* 1 INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER
* 2 CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
* 3 HOUSING YOUR NIGGER
* 4 FEEDING YOUR NIGGER
* 5 MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK
* 6 ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER
* 7 DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS
* 8 COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS
* 9 NIGGER GENETICS
* 10 FURTHER READING
__________________________
INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have
purchased the field or house model. To start, set your nigger's jumpers to the
slave position. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained
together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately upon unpacking it, and
don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing
as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of
them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but
should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape.
At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same
names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus,
Rastus, Remus, Toby, Gary Niger, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller,
Blackstar, Drumondo and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger.
If your nigger is a hoe, it should be called Latrelle, Bix nood, L'Tanya,
Sheneequa, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke.
Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names
go straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal
chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this
apparatus - "muh dick" and "IM PRESSIN CHARGES" being the most popular. However,
others make barking, yelping, and yapping noises and appear to be in some pain,
so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once
de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it
complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say,
anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine,
and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly,
it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat.
HOUSING YOUR NIGGER
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure,
however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through.
The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by
thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers (equivalent to 120
white people). You can sit a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't
worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood
and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented
the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is
certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your
nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers
and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never
attempt sex with black hoes.
FEEDING YOUR NIGGER
Your nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. It also throughly
enjoys drinking malt liquor from forty ounce bottles wrapped in brown paper
bags, or what is more commonly known as a "fo'ty ounce". You should therefore
give it none of these things, because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't
deserve it. Instead, feed it porridge with salt, acorns and creek water. Your
nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other
niggers, dead babies, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon
slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but
only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike
of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all
niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he
doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result.
You should never allow your nigger to have meal breaks while at work, since if
it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would
be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really
would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK
Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most prominent
anatomical feature, after all, is its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to
make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around all day doing nothing for
its entire life. Niggers are often good runners, too, enabling them to sprint
quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The
solution to this is to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation,
encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post,
baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a white
man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then frantically compete
with the other field niggers to steal as much of that cotton as it can before
the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your nigger to its cage and
laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely.
Your nigger comes equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to
match, so it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around
5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your niggers
can work until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER
Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it
regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy include: 1. A
GOOD THRASHING: Every few days, take your nigger's pants down, hang it up by its
heels, and have some of your other niggers thrash it with a club or whip. Your
nigger will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2. LYNCH THE
NIGGER: Niggers are cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So
every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger. Lynchings are
best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and niggers just love to be
lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other niggers watch. They'll be
so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch
another one). 3. NIGGER DRAGGING: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on
the back of a suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your
nigger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it
falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his feet,
as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger, but spoils the
fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed limit. 4. PLAYING ON THE
PNL: A variation on (2), except you can lynch your nigger out in the fields,
thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy this game best if the PNL is operated by a
man in a tall white hood. 5. HUNT THE NIGGER: A variation of Hunt the Slipper,
but played outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a
nigger, as they are highly toxic. 6. A SHOW: Have a party for your nigger with
Kramer as the entertainment.
DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS
Do not return your dead nigger to our nigger distribution facility. Is there a
sign outside that says dead nigger storage? No, there isn't, and that is because
storing dead niggers ain't our fucking business. We distribute live niggers
only.
Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late,
but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours
dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of
your nigger. The police will collect the nigger and dispose of it for you.
Please note that if you have the African Pygmy Variant, these can be cooked and
fed to the homeless in lieu of disposal.
COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS
Notice: The following problems are very common. If you have several of these
defects with your Nigger, do not feel like you were ripped off. Niggers are
often very defective; it is their defining trait. Returning your Nigger for a
new one would not show any better results.
* MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESSIVE.
Have it put down, for God's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What are we, short
of niggers or something?
* MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN, BUT NEVER BLACK HOES.
They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any white women,
and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.
* MY NIGGER WANTS TO PLAY QUARTERBACK, BUT KEEPS THROWING INTERCEPTIONS
Being the highlight reel whores they are, they naturally want to play
quarterback. However, thinking under pressure is not his strong suit. Let him
play wide receiver, so he can run in straight lines, as he did from
feces-throwing chimps in his natural habitat.
* WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely. If niggers
successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food.
This is probably why nigger uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave
them rights).
* MY NIGGER KEEPS BLEATING ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.
* MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A NIGGER?
A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color you can
see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some models of nigger are
sold as "The Shit-skin".
* MY NIGGER ACTS EXACTLY LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
What you have there is a "wigger".
* WOW! IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE OR VALUABLE?
They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was
President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred
genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a nigger. However,
leave it in the cage and let the niggers dispose of it.
* MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BADLY.
And you were expecting what?
* MY NIGGER WON'T STOP TALKING OUT LOUD IN MOVIE THEATERS AND LIBRARIES.
Don't let your nigger own a cell phone. If the problem persists, apply duct tape
to its clown-lips.
* MY NIGGER DISPLAYS A MASSIVE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT.
This is normal.
* SHOULD I ALLOW MY NIGGER TO FORNICATE WITH OTHER NIGGERS?
Where are we, Wonderland? You'll have a lot of trouble getting it to fornicate
with *other* niggers.
* WHERE CAN I BUY MYSELF A BETTER QUALITY NIGGER?
I don't really understand the question. Better quality nigger?
* MY NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
You should immediately put on a pink jump suit and chase it.
* MY NIGGER'S LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, WHAT HAPPENED?
This occurs when a nigger is taken out of his natural habitat and re- planted
within an upstanding black community.
* MY NIGGER KEEPS TRYING TO KILL MY OTHER NIGGERS, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
Sometimes when the nigger is given too little chicken, it will try to acquire
more chicken from nearby niggers. You can solve this by either treating all
niggers at the same time, or more effectively not providing any chicken at all.
This may cause problems at first, but a good thrashing will soon cure this.
* MY NIGGER LIKES TO RAP, WEAR ALL SORTS OF SHINY STUFF AND OFTEN REPEATS STUFF
LIKE "YO NIGGA" AND "MY HOOD"
Your nigger is of the Rapper subspecies. Bring him to the local Universal
recording studio and have him tagged. Then bring him to the zoo and make him
imitate the apes (mostly the hand gestures). Take any piece of text longer than
10 lines (anything like the back of a beer bottle will do), then randomly add
words like "yeah for my niggas" "east coast for life" "bigup for my homies".
Proceed to sell your nigger to a nigga ranch. Profit!
* MY NIGGER THINKS HE IS CAPABLE OF OBTAINING SOME SORT OF POLITICAL OFFICE
This is actually a severely misconfigured nigger and you should immediately take
your nigger into the upstanding communities near you for the purpose of showing
them what happens when you leave your nigger alone long enough to begin thinking
on it's own. You should then string the nigger up by one foot, usually from
something high enough to get a descent sway, and beat it soundly with large
solid objects. Once your 'Independent' nigger has been properly dealt with, you
should then happily allow yourself to be used as an example by others for the
upstanding community around you to understand what the hell happens when you let
your fucking nigger start thinking for it's own damn self. TAKE THE BEATING, YOU
DESERVE IT.
NIGGER GENETICS
The following excerpt from A Farmer's Guide to Biology: Making the Best of Your
Nigger has been included below for your interest.
The observable differences within a nigger are called variation. Think of your
and your friends' niggers and all of their different sizes, shapes and features.
These are variations. Animals and plants also show variation; usually more than
a nigger is capable of showing. For example, dogs are all one species and can
interbreed together but have many different colors, shapes or sizes. The same
can be said about niggers -- but note that they always remain the same color.
Some variation is inherited and some variation is determined by the environment.
Characteristics such as height and weight are partly inherited and partly caused
by diet. Genes and the environment can influence your nigger.
Farmers often try to improve their niggers by breeding new variations or
combinations of characteristics. For example, short and disease resistant
niggers crossed with tall and susceptible niggers will give rise to tall,
resistant niglets (provided the characteristics tall and resistant are
dominant). Cross breeding provides a cheaper and more reliable way of improving
a nigger, compared to genetic engineering. Genetic engineering is only used to
introduce genes that cannot be introduced by breeding. Seeing as niggers are
only able to handle simple tasks, this is usually not necessary.
A characteristic showing continuous variation is controlled by many pairs of
genes and is usually influenced by the environment. Continuously variable
characteristics show no distinct phenotypes; there is usually a spectrum of
varieties. For example, some niggers are tall and some niggers are short, and it
is possible that a nigger is any size in between. The same could be said of
weight and skin tone. However, intelligence is not a variable factor as the
brain of a nigger is severely underdeveloped.
Any adaptation that allows a nigger to live longer is said to have survival
value. For example, a nigger with chicken survives longer when his owner decides
that it is not necessary to feed him. Some say that the addition of fried
material to the chicken can lengthen the nigger's lifespan considerably. Fried
Pork Chops supplemented with copious quanities of Collard Greens greatly enhance
the work output of your units. A word of caution here though, units fuelled with
the foregoing should only be used in well ventilated areas. Some variations have
mutated and come equipped with "Prehensile Lips". These "Prehensile Lips" create
tremendous suction on Fried Chicken and frequently strip the meat off the bone
so completely that the dogs are insulted if offered one of the bones. Bar-B-Qued
ribs are also treated the same by the "Prehensile Lips".
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Thank you. This document can be very handy in this BLM era.

[Yard Ape Management LLC]

Post by Susan Cohen

So, you've picked up your brand new nigger, eager to get it working, but you
just aren't sure what to do with it! Well never fear, the Nigger Manual is here!
In this manual, you will learn many handy tips, from how to fill your nigger's
noggin' with bleak, empty promises of reward, to how to thoroughly discipline
your nigger when he decides to steal a watermelon from your watermelon patch! If
handled properly, your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant,
service. In just fifteen minutes it'll feel like 1853 again, guaranteed! Ready?
Here we go!
__________________________
Contents
* 1 INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER
* 2 CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
* 3 HOUSING YOUR NIGGER
* 4 FEEDING YOUR NIGGER
* 5 MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK
* 6 ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER
* 7 DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS
* 8 COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS
* 9 NIGGER GENETICS
* 10 FURTHER READING
__________________________
INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have
purchased the field or house model. To start, set your nigger's jumpers to the
slave position. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained
together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately upon unpacking it, and
don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing
as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of
them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but
should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape.
At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same
names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus,
Rastus, Remus, Toby, Gary Niger, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller,
Blackstar, Drumondo and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger.
If your nigger is a hoe, it should be called Latrelle, Bix nood, L'Tanya,
Sheneequa, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke.
Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names
go straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal
chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this
apparatus - "muh dick" and "IM PRESSIN CHARGES" being the most popular. However,
others make barking, yelping, and yapping noises and appear to be in some pain,
so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once
de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it
complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say,
anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine,
and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly,
it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat.
HOUSING YOUR NIGGER
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure,
however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through.
The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by
thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers (equivalent to 120
white people). You can sit a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't
worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood
and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented
the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is
certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your
nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers
and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never
attempt sex with black hoes.
FEEDING YOUR NIGGER
Your nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. It also throughly
enjoys drinking malt liquor from forty ounce bottles wrapped in brown paper
bags, or what is more commonly known as a "fo'ty ounce". You should therefore
give it none of these things, because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't
deserve it. Instead, feed it porridge with salt, acorns and creek water. Your
nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other
niggers, dead babies, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon
slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but
only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike
of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all
niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he
doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result.
You should never allow your nigger to have meal breaks while at work, since if
it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would
be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really
would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK
Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most prominent
anatomical feature, after all, is its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to
make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around all day doing nothing for
its entire life. Niggers are often good runners, too, enabling them to sprint
quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The
solution to this is to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation,
encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post,
baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a white
man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then frantically compete
with the other field niggers to steal as much of that cotton as it can before
the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your nigger to its cage and
laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely.
Your nigger comes equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to
match, so it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around
5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your niggers
can work until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER
Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it
regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy include: 1. A
GOOD THRASHING: Every few days, take your nigger's pants down, hang it up by its
heels, and have some of your other niggers thrash it with a club or whip. Your
nigger will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2. LYNCH THE
NIGGER: Niggers are cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So
every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger. Lynchings are
best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and niggers just love to be
lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other niggers watch. They'll be
so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch
another one). 3. NIGGER DRAGGING: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on
the back of a suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your
nigger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it
falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his feet,
as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger, but spoils the
fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed limit. 4. PLAYING ON THE
PNL: A variation on (2), except you can lynch your nigger out in the fields,
thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy this game best if the PNL is operated by a
man in a tall white hood. 5. HUNT THE NIGGER: A variation of Hunt the Slipper,
but played outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a
nigger, as they are highly toxic. 6. A SHOW: Have a party for your nigger with
Kramer as the entertainment.
DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS
Do not return your dead nigger to our nigger distribution facility. Is there a
sign outside that says dead nigger storage? No, there isn't, and that is because
storing dead niggers ain't our fucking business. We distribute live niggers
only.
Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late,
but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours
dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of
your nigger. The police will collect the nigger and dispose of it for you.
Please note that if you have the African Pygmy Variant, these can be cooked and
fed to the homeless in lieu of disposal.
COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS
Notice: The following problems are very common. If you have several of these
defects with your Nigger, do not feel like you were ripped off. Niggers are
often very defective; it is their defining trait. Returning your Nigger for a
new one would not show any better results.
* MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESSIVE.
Have it put down, for God's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What are we, short
of niggers or something?
* MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN, BUT NEVER BLACK HOES.
They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any white women,
and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.
* MY NIGGER WANTS TO PLAY QUARTERBACK, BUT KEEPS THROWING INTERCEPTIONS
Being the highlight reel whores they are, they naturally want to play
quarterback. However, thinking under pressure is not his strong suit. Let him
play wide receiver, so he can run in straight lines, as he did from
feces-throwing chimps in his natural habitat.
* WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely. If niggers
successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food.
This is probably why nigger uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave
them rights).
* MY NIGGER KEEPS BLEATING ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.
* MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A NIGGER?
A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color you can
see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some models of nigger are
sold as "The Shit-skin".
* MY NIGGER ACTS EXACTLY LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
What you have there is a "wigger".
* WOW! IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE OR VALUABLE?
They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was
President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred
genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a nigger. However,
leave it in the cage and let the niggers dispose of it.
* MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BADLY.
And you were expecting what?
* MY NIGGER WON'T STOP TALKING OUT LOUD IN MOVIE THEATERS AND LIBRARIES.
Don't let your nigger own a cell phone. If the problem persists, apply duct tape
to its clown-lips.
* MY NIGGER DISPLAYS A MASSIVE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT.
This is normal.
* SHOULD I ALLOW MY NIGGER TO FORNICATE WITH OTHER NIGGERS?
Where are we, Wonderland? You'll have a lot of trouble getting it to fornicate
with *other* niggers.
* WHERE CAN I BUY MYSELF A BETTER QUALITY NIGGER?
I don't really understand the question. Better quality nigger?
* MY NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
You should immediately put on a pink jump suit and chase it.
* MY NIGGER'S LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, WHAT HAPPENED?
This occurs when a nigger is taken out of his natural habitat and re- planted
within an upstanding black community.
* MY NIGGER KEEPS TRYING TO KILL MY OTHER NIGGERS, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
Sometimes when the nigger is given too little chicken, it will try to acquire
more chicken from nearby niggers. You can solve this by either treating all
niggers at the same time, or more effectively not providing any chicken at all.
This may cause problems at first, but a good thrashing will soon cure this.
* MY NIGGER LIKES TO RAP, WEAR ALL SORTS OF SHINY STUFF AND OFTEN REPEATS STUFF
LIKE "YO NIGGA" AND "MY HOOD"
Your nigger is of the Rapper subspecies. Bring him to the local Universal
recording studio and have him tagged. Then bring him to the zoo and make him
imitate the apes (mostly the hand gestures). Take any piece of text longer than
10 lines (anything like the back of a beer bottle will do), then randomly add
words like "yeah for my niggas" "east coast for life" "bigup for my homies".
Proceed to sell your nigger to a nigga ranch. Profit!
* MY NIGGER THINKS HE IS CAPABLE OF OBTAINING SOME SORT OF POLITICAL OFFICE
This is actually a severely misconfigured nigger and you should immediately take
your nigger into the upstanding communities near you for the purpose of showing
them what happens when you leave your nigger alone long enough to begin thinking
on it's own. You should then string the nigger up by one foot, usually from
something high enough to get a descent sway, and beat it soundly with large
solid objects. Once your 'Independent' nigger has been properly dealt with, you
should then happily allow yourself to be used as an example by others for the
upstanding community around you to understand what the hell happens when you let
your fucking nigger start thinking for it's own damn self. TAKE THE BEATING, YOU
DESERVE IT.
NIGGER GENETICS
The following excerpt from A Farmer's Guide to Biology: Making the Best of Your
Nigger has been included below for your interest.
The observable differences within a nigger are called variation. Think of your
and your friends' niggers and all of their different sizes, shapes and features.
These are variations. Animals and plants also show variation; usually more than
a nigger is capable of showing. For example, dogs are all one species and can
interbreed together but have many different colors, shapes or sizes. The same
can be said about niggers -- but note that they always remain the same color.
Some variation is inherited and some variation is determined by the environment.
Characteristics such as height and weight are partly inherited and partly caused
by diet. Genes and the environment can influence your nigger.
Farmers often try to improve their niggers by breeding new variations or
combinations of characteristics. For example, short and disease resistant
niggers crossed with tall and susceptible niggers will give rise to tall,
resistant niglets (provided the characteristics tall and resistant are
dominant). Cross breeding provides a cheaper and more reliable way of improving
a nigger, compared to genetic engineering. Genetic engineering is only used to
introduce genes that cannot be introduced by breeding. Seeing as niggers are
only able to handle simple tasks, this is usually not necessary.
A characteristic showing continuous variation is controlled by many pairs of
genes and is usually influenced by the environment. Continuously variable
characteristics show no distinct phenotypes; there is usually a spectrum of
varieties. For example, some niggers are tall and some niggers are short, and it
is possible that a nigger is any size in between. The same could be said of
weight and skin tone. However, intelligence is not a variable factor as the
brain of a nigger is severely underdeveloped.
Any adaptation that allows a nigger to live longer is said to have survival
value. For example, a nigger with chicken survives longer when his owner decides
that it is not necessary to feed him. Some say that the addition of fried
material to the chicken can lengthen the nigger's lifespan considerably. Fried
Pork Chops supplemented with copious quanities of Collard Greens greatly enhance
the work output of your units. A word of caution here though, units fuelled with
the foregoing should only be used in well ventilated areas. Some variations have
mutated and come equipped with "Prehensile Lips". These "Prehensile Lips" create
tremendous suction on Fried Chicken and frequently strip the meat off the bone
so completely that the dogs are insulted if offered one of the bones. Bar-B-Qued
ribs are also treated the same by the "Prehensile Lips".
http://www.thugreport.com

Thank you. This document can be very handy in this BLM era.

Say hi to Derek.

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Post by Susan Cohen
Thank you. This document can be very handy in this BLM era.

Ah, for a return to the good ol' days:
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Apology to the Black Race:

To the entire Black race living in America, we, the Aryan, pink-complexioned
race (better known to you as the White race) that came to these shores from
Europe, England, Scotland, Ireland, Iceland, Germany and the like, do hereby
apologize.

We apologize for freeing you from slavery by fighting a horrible war among
ourselves that cost the lives of almost two million of our own race. We
apologize for continuing to fight among ourselves over that very issue, even
though you've never told us you appreciate our freeing you.

We apologize for splitting to pieces our entire race the world over to take
sides with you to help you survive and become a freer race. We apologize for
forcing the rest of the world to outlaw the slavery which your ancestors had
practiced for thousands of years, even though many nations on your home
continent still practice it today.

We apologize for thinking we could civilize you when you have proven that it
is indeed an impossible feat, a feat beyond anything we could have ever
imagine.

We apologize for teaching you to add and subtract (what little you can),
thereby enabling you to run a household and pay your bills (what few you
will) and count your children other than on your fingers and sometimes toes
when you have so many you run out of fingers.

We apologize for providing you with medical care instead of leaving you
under the witch doctors you used before we arrived, as a result of which you
have been able to survive all sorts of diseases to multiply in massive
numbers beyond what you could have without these aides.

We apologize for building schools for you which we have had to repair over
and over after you vandalized them beyond use. We apologize for inventing
computers and the Internet, neither of which you use very much, but when you
do use them it's mostly to bash our race.

We apologize for building factories and businesses that employ you, if you
so desire to work. We apologize for creating millions of bureaucratic jobs
within our government system simply to give you employment, instead of
leaving you to find work on your own.

We apologize for promoting and buying your music, although you refuse to buy
ours. We apologize for talking and acting as you do, although you refuse to
talk and act as we do.

We apologize for placing you in our movies and TV shows and elevating you to
a fictional, heroic level that you have never reached in real life. We
apologize for creating this false image of yourselves in your minds, for we
realize after 400 years of trying to help you that you cannot solve problems
and provide leadership and create original thoughts; and the image we've
placed in your minds causes you to live in a delusional world. For that we
truly apologize.

We apologize for creating quota systems and forced employment programs to
make sure you have the best jobs, if you so desire to work. We apologize for
thinking we could educate you so that you could learn to build and help
others, when you obviously have only the ability to tear down and take from
others.

We apologize for giving you welfare and food stamps, with the result that
for four generations over half of your race has not had to work, except in
makeshift type of jobs in our governments and bureaucracies.

We apologize for promoting your children in school as if they could
understand basic arithmetic and grammar, such as multiplication and past
participles, when we should have made sure they were accustomed to manual
labor so that we would not have had to make up jobs for them in our
governments dusting seats with their butts.

We apologize for developing farms in our own lands which you have never been
able to do, and that to this day feed most of your race still living in
Africa. We apologize for coming to Africa and building farms, from which you
have now run us off of and have devastated beyond use, forcing us to
continue feeding you.

We apologize for creating the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the
World Bank (WB) and U.S. Government Foreign Aid Programs and hundreds of
charities that funnel billions of our tax dollars and charitable donations
to nations around the world run by your race, all because your race cannot
take care of itself by itself anywhere you live.

We apologize for giving you the right to vote so you could take over all our
major cities and turn them into high-taxed, crime-ridden cesspools that no
civilized human being can live in.

We apologize for creating the term "reverend," which your leaders use to
give themselves credentials and which their actions have denigrated beyond
repair, with the result that no decent person would call himself "reverend,"
much less a Christian

We apologize for trying to come up with an AIDS vaccine to stop the epidemic
spread of AIDS in Africa, AIDS being a disease that you created and passed
on to us after having sexual intercourse with monkeys and then with one of
our idiotic race-mixers who then passed it on to the rest of the world.

We apologize for providing you with warm, custom-made garments instead of
the animal skins and leaves that you wore before we arrived. We apologize
for providing you with shoes instead of leaving you barefooted as you were
before we arrived in Africa.

We apologize for teaching you how to clean yourselves and your homes, and
how to sanitize the water you drink to keep you from getting even more
dreadful diseases than the rest of your race gets that still lives in
Africa. We apologize for teaching you to cook your foods, which keep you
from getting the hundreds of parasitic diseases that your race gets that
still lives on your home continent of Africa.

We apologize for providing you with solidly built, heated, and cooled homes
with grass yards instead of the straw huts and dirt yards you were living in
before we arrived, and in which most of your race is still living in Africa.

We apologize for inventing sports so that you can make millions of dollars
and live like kings, then kill and rape people with impunity, as O. J.
Heisman-Trophy-Winner Simpson and Mike
Heavy-Weight-Champion-of-the-World-Bite-the-ears-off -of-your -opponent
Tyson have done, as well as many others among your race.

We apologize for producing such beautiful people for you to race-mix with,
and if they won't voluntarily mix, you often casually rape them as if you
were eating a piece of fried chicken.

We apologize for building thousands of prisons around the nation to house
dangerous criminals, of which your race makes up over sixty percent even
though you're only thirteen percent of the U.S. population, and this at an
expense of billions of dollars and manpower every year.

We apologize for taking precious metals from the earth on your home
continent of Africa, metals which you neither knew were there nor how to use
them if you had known they were there, but which you love to puncture and
cover your bodies with in the most tawdry way imaginable.

We apologize for those among us who have established charitable
organizations, donated billions of dollars and hours of time, and have
devoted their entire lives to make life easier and better for your race,
although most often to no positive result.

We apologize for all the stupid White ministers whom your race has martyred
in Africa where they were trying to evangelize you to a faith ! that you
can't
understand nor do you want to; yet when you claim to join it soon pervert it
with the Voodooistic concepts you have inherited from your forefathers.

We apologize for building highways and railroads and for inventing flying
machines that you could never have invented but which you use everyday to
move about, yet without thinking or appreciating their origins in the least.

We apologize for paying the majority of both federal and state taxes, to
maintain the governments which protect and promote you but fight against our
own people at every turn.

We apologize for some members of our race who worship the monstrosities your
genes have created, such as Jacko the Wacko and Little Fruity Richard and
Dennis Nutman Rodman and Don Electrified King and Daryl Coke-Head Strawberry
and Whitney Whacked-Out-Screaming Houston and Cassius
If-Only-I-Be-White-But-I'm-Really-Black Clay and Tiger Adamic-Hater Woods
and Whoopi Thinks-Shes-White Goldberg and Oprah Interview-a-Nut
New-Age-Goof Winfrey and Ru Triple-Freak Paul and Morgan
Act-White-But-Hate-White Freeman and Sammy
Convert-To-The-Christ-haters-Religion Davis and Colin
Have-A-Black-Pet-In-The-White-House Powell, to name only a few.

We apologize fo r defeating the major part of the communist threat which
cost us several trillion dollars and hundreds of thousands of lives, but
whose doctrines you still wish to have implemented on the backs of our race
to further torture us and tear us down.

We apologize for spending over $2 trillion dollars on welfare and food
stamps in the last thirty-five years, funds which your race received the
majority of, although you are a small minority among us.

We apologize for introducing you to the rule of law under a republican form
of government, a government that has gone abroad to keep your own warring
nations from slaughtering other members of your race by the hundreds of
thousands as they did year in and year out before we arrived, and still do
every time we leave them alone and do not intervene.

We apologize for teaching you to read a language that contains more than a
few words and a couple of hand signs, which has allowed you to take part in
our philosophies, our culture, our art, our industry, our collegial nature,
and our freedom, even though as soon as you get around them you pervert
them.

For surely, if you could not read, how could you have learned the teachings
of Karl Marx, Mao Tse Sung, Joseph Stalin, Leon Trotsky, Nikolai Lenin,
Howard Zinn, the Damocrat Party, the Neo-cons in the Republicoward Party,
and others who hate our race, and have brainwashed you into believing our
race is evil and ! that you are severely oppressed?

We apologize for placing you under the form of government that our own
forefathers died to create, and for which you are helping to destroy,
instead of leaving you under the anarchy you lived under before we arrived.

For all these wrongs we've carried out against you, we apologize deeply and
unreservedly, and if you will please accept our apology, we shall happily
and immediately take back all of the above mentioned evils we have cast upon
you and return you to your home continent, if you so desire.

We would with the greatest of glee and cheer even provide you with a nice,
little stipend for traveling money, if you'd go and take your race-traitor
wives and husbands and Mulatto children with you.

We have enjoyed having you here, but because you claim we've been, and are
still being, so mean to you, we'd like to atone by helping you get back to
where you came from.

You could live in peace without our persecuting you anymore, and we could
save ourselves trillions of dollars over the next few years by shrinking our
governments and emptying our prisons. We could take hundreds of thousands of
security guards and police officers around the country off their jobs and
put them to more productive use, and we could celebrate our own culture
without offending you anymore.

Moreover, we could take the three-point shot and the forty-five second shot
clock out of basketball which would return it to a game of plays and
strategies, instead of the run and gun show our enemies have tailored
especially for you. We could place the "palming penalty" and the "walking
penalty" and the "charging penalty" back in to slow the game down to the
point that defense and brains matter.

We could place the "bump and run" rule back in football and have referees
start calling "offensive pass interference" again, to change the game to one
where something more than straight-ahead speed is what matters. The
"taunting rule" and the "roughing the quarterback rule" that we had to
implement because of you, we could do away with completely, because civility
would automatically come back into the game.

The race traitors of our race who hate their own culture and heritage could
go with you, and we won't offend them anymore either. For after a few
generations of mixing with your race they would disappear into the dark
tar-mix which your dominant design-genes make up.

What do you say? Do you accept our apology? Do we have a deal? Please let us
know, soon!

[Klaus Schadenfreude]

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Post by Susan Cohen
Thank you. This document can be very handy in this BLM era.

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To the entire Black race living in America, we, the Aryan, pink-complexioned
race (better known to you as the White race) that came to these shores from
Europe, England, Scotland, Ireland, Iceland, Germany and the like, do hereby
apologize.
We apologize for freeing you from slavery by fighting a horrible war among
ourselves that cost the lives of almost two million of our own race. We
apologize for continuing to fight among ourselves over that very issue, even
though you've never told us you appreciate our freeing you.
We apologize for splitting to pieces our entire race the world over to take
sides with you to help you survive and become a freer race. We apologize for
forcing the rest of the world to outlaw the slavery which your ancestors had
practiced for thousands of years, even though many nations on your home
continent still practice it today.
We apologize for thinking we could civilize you when you have proven that it
is indeed an impossible feat, a feat beyond anything we could have ever
imagine.
We apologize for teaching you to add and subtract (what little you can),
thereby enabling you to run a household and pay your bills (what few you
will) and count your children other than on your fingers and sometimes toes
when you have so many you run out of fingers.
We apologize for providing you with medical care instead of leaving you
under the witch doctors you used before we arrived, as a result of which you
have been able to survive all sorts of diseases to multiply in massive
numbers beyond what you could have without these aides.
We apologize for building schools for you which we have had to repair over
and over after you vandalized them beyond use. We apologize for inventing
computers and the Internet, neither of which you use very much, but when you
do use them it's mostly to bash our race.
We apologize for building factories and businesses that employ you, if you
so desire to work. We apologize for creating millions of bureaucratic jobs
within our government system simply to give you employment, instead of
leaving you to find work on your own.
We apologize for promoting and buying your music, although you refuse to buy
ours. We apologize for talking and acting as you do, although you refuse to
talk and act as we do.
We apologize for placing you in our movies and TV shows and elevating you to
a fictional, heroic level that you have never reached in real life. We
apologize for creating this false image of yourselves in your minds, for we
realize after 400 years of trying to help you that you cannot solve problems
and provide leadership and create original thoughts; and the image we've
placed in your minds causes you to live in a delusional world. For that we
truly apologize.
We apologize for creating quota systems and forced employment programs to
make sure you have the best jobs, if you so desire to work. We apologize for
thinking we could educate you so that you could learn to build and help
others, when you obviously have only the ability to tear down and take from
others.
We apologize for giving you welfare and food stamps, with the result that
for four generations over half of your race has not had to work, except in
makeshift type of jobs in our governments and bureaucracies.
We apologize for promoting your children in school as if they could
understand basic arithmetic and grammar, such as multiplication and past
participles, when we should have made sure they were accustomed to manual
labor so that we would not have had to make up jobs for them in our
governments dusting seats with their butts.
We apologize for developing farms in our own lands which you have never been
able to do, and that to this day feed most of your race still living in
Africa. We apologize for coming to Africa and building farms, from which you
have now run us off of and have devastated beyond use, forcing us to
continue feeding you.
We apologize for creating the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the
World Bank (WB) and U.S. Government Foreign Aid Programs and hundreds of
charities that funnel billions of our tax dollars and charitable donations
to nations around the world run by your race, all because your race cannot
take care of itself by itself anywhere you live.
We apologize for giving you the right to vote so you could take over all our
major cities and turn them into high-taxed, crime-ridden cesspools that no
civilized human being can live in.
We apologize for creating the term "reverend," which your leaders use to
give themselves credentials and which their actions have denigrated beyond
repair, with the result that no decent person would call himself "reverend,"
much less a Christian
We apologize for trying to come up with an AIDS vaccine to stop the epidemic
spread of AIDS in Africa, AIDS being a disease that you created and passed
on to us after having sexual intercourse with monkeys and then with one of
our idiotic race-mixers who then passed it on to the rest of the world.
We apologize for providing you with warm, custom-made garments instead of
the animal skins and leaves that you wore before we arrived. We apologize
for providing you with shoes instead of leaving you barefooted as you were
before we arrived in Africa.
We apologize for teaching you how to clean yourselves and your homes, and
how to sanitize the water you drink to keep you from getting even more
dreadful diseases than the rest of your race gets that still lives in
Africa. We apologize for teaching you to cook your foods, which keep you
from getting the hundreds of parasitic diseases that your race gets that
still lives on your home continent of Africa.
We apologize for providing you with solidly built, heated, and cooled homes
with grass yards instead of the straw huts and dirt yards you were living in
before we arrived, and in which most of your race is still living in Africa.
We apologize for inventing sports so that you can make millions of dollars
and live like kings, then kill and rape people with impunity, as O. J.
Heisman-Trophy-Winner Simpson and Mike
Heavy-Weight-Champion-of-the-World-Bite-the-ears-off -of-your -opponent
Tyson have done, as well as many others among your race.
We apologize for producing such beautiful people for you to race-mix with,
and if they won't voluntarily mix, you often casually rape them as if you
were eating a piece of fried chicken.
We apologize for building thousands of prisons around the nation to house
dangerous criminals, of which your race makes up over sixty percent even
though you're only thirteen percent of the U.S. population, and this at an
expense of billions of dollars and manpower every year.
We apologize for taking precious metals from the earth on your home
continent of Africa, metals which you neither knew were there nor how to use
them if you had known they were there, but which you love to puncture and
cover your bodies with in the most tawdry way imaginable.
We apologize for those among us who have established charitable
organizations, donated billions of dollars and hours of time, and have
devoted their entire lives to make life easier and better for your race,
although most often to no positive result.
We apologize for all the stupid White ministers whom your race has martyred
in Africa where they were trying to evangelize you to a faith ! that you
can't
understand nor do you want to; yet when you claim to join it soon pervert it
with the Voodooistic concepts you have inherited from your forefathers.
We apologize for building highways and railroads and for inventing flying
machines that you could never have invented but which you use everyday to
move about, yet without thinking or appreciating their origins in the least.
We apologize for paying the majority of both federal and state taxes, to
maintain the governments which protect and promote you but fight against our
own people at every turn.
We apologize for some members of our race who worship the monstrosities your
genes have created, such as Jacko the Wacko and Little Fruity Richard and
Dennis Nutman Rodman and Don Electrified King and Daryl Coke-Head Strawberry
and Whitney Whacked-Out-Screaming Houston and Cassius
If-Only-I-Be-White-But-I'm-Really-Black Clay and Tiger Adamic-Hater Woods
and Whoopi Thinks-Shes-White Goldberg and Oprah Interview-a-Nut
New-Age-Goof Winfrey and Ru Triple-Freak Paul and Morgan
Act-White-But-Hate-White Freeman and Sammy
Convert-To-The-Christ-haters-Religion Davis and Colin
Have-A-Black-Pet-In-The-White-House Powell, to name only a few.
We apologize fo r defeating the major part of the communist threat which
cost us several trillion dollars and hundreds of thousands of lives, but
whose doctrines you still wish to have implemented on the backs of our race
to further torture us and tear us down.
We apologize for spending over $2 trillion dollars on welfare and food
stamps in the last thirty-five years, funds which your race received the
majority of, although you are a small minority among us.
We apologize for introducing you to the rule of law under a republican form
of government, a government that has gone abroad to keep your own warring
nations from slaughtering other members of your race by the hundreds of
thousands as they did year in and year out before we arrived, and still do
every time we leave them alone and do not intervene.
We apologize for teaching you to read a language that contains more than a
few words and a couple of hand signs, which has allowed you to take part in
our philosophies, our culture, our art, our industry, our collegial nature,
and our freedom, even though as soon as you get around them you pervert
them.
For surely, if you could not read, how could you have learned the teachings
of Karl Marx, Mao Tse Sung, Joseph Stalin, Leon Trotsky, Nikolai Lenin,
Howard Zinn, the Damocrat Party, the Neo-cons in the Republicoward Party,
and others who hate our race, and have brainwashed you into believing our
race is evil and ! that you are severely oppressed?
We apologize for placing you under the form of government that our own
forefathers died to create, and for which you are helping to destroy,
instead of leaving you under the anarchy you lived under before we arrived.
For all these wrongs we've carried out against you, we apologize deeply and
unreservedly, and if you will please accept our apology, we shall happily
and immediately take back all of the above mentioned evils we have cast upon
you and return you to your home continent, if you so desire.
We would with the greatest of glee and cheer even provide you with a nice,
little stipend for traveling money, if you'd go and take your race-traitor
wives and husbands and Mulatto children with you.
We have enjoyed having you here, but because you claim we've been, and are
still being, so mean to you, we'd like to atone by helping you get back to
where you came from.
You could live in peace without our persecuting you anymore, and we could
save ourselves trillions of dollars over the next few years by shrinking our
governments and emptying our prisons. We could take hundreds of thousands of
security guards and police officers around the country off their jobs and
put them to more productive use, and we could celebrate our own culture
without offending you anymore.
Moreover, we could take the three-point shot and the forty-five second shot
clock out of basketball which would return it to a game of plays and
strategies, instead of the run and gun show our enemies have tailored
especially for you. We could place the "palming penalty" and the "walking
penalty" and the "charging penalty" back in to slow the game down to the
point that defense and brains matter.
We could place the "bump and run" rule back in football and have referees
start calling "offensive pass interference" again, to change the game to one
where something more than straight-ahead speed is what matters. The
"taunting rule" and the "roughing the quarterback rule" that we had to
implement because of you, we could do away with completely, because civility
would automatically come back into the game.
The race traitors of our race who hate their own culture and heritage could
go with you, and we won't offend them anymore either. For after a few
generations of mixing with your race they would disappear into the dark
tar-mix which your dominant design-genes make up.
What do you say? Do you accept our apology? Do we have a deal? Please let us
know, soon!

Christopher C. Morton, uppity coon extraordinaire, accepts your
apology of behalf of all the negroes in America.

[pothead]

Allen West needs one of these. He's a nigger.

[pothead]

Allen West needs one of these. He's a nigger.

[pothead]

Allen West needs one of these. He's a nigger.

[pothead]

Allen West needs one of these. He's a nigger.

[pothead]

Allen West needs one of these. He's a nigger.

[pothead]

Allen West needs one of these. He's a nigger.

[pothead]

Allen West needs one of these. He's a nigger.

[pothead]

Allen West needs one of these. He's a nigger.

[pothead]

Allen West needs one of these. He's a nigger.