2005-01-26 02:38:27 UTC
listings for daily shows)
DISCALAIMER: THIS is a PARODY, in the vein of Nat'l Lampoon, MAD, and SNL!
To TPTB, GET A GRIP, and START LAUGHING AT LIFE!!!
mon.-fri: Game Show network-(game show:)"The NEW to Tell the Truth:"
panelists try to guess the indentity of the mysterious "Shadowman."
mon-fri: Soap network- (soap:)"Musicals and Passions" LAST week: Barry
dumps his long suffering fans of thirty years in favor of giggling
belly-button girls. THIS WEEK: Barry opens up his new Vegas show to the
sounds of crickets, and wonders why. NEXT week: Will Barry FINALLY get to
open his "new" musical with out the eveil "producerman" stealing it away
in a copyright takeover attempt?
Monday: 8:00 p.m.- NBC (reality show:)-"Fan Fear Factor:" Celebrity Barry
Manilow attepts stunts to win the ultimate prize-PRIVACY!; stunts: running
a gauntlet of crazed fans, dodging papparrazi and tabloid reporters-with
only his Jockey's on, and eating something bigger than a Twinkie.
mon-fri: VH-1-time:forever and ever! (music:)"Greatest Hits
Marathon"-Barry Manilow: Hear all of Barry Manilow's greatest hits-from
"the white album," to the bootleg edition of "Love Lost and Found."
Sunday: 8:00 p.m.-ABC (reality show:) "Extreme Makeover:" Celebrity
edition: In this week's show, singer Barry Manilow is treated to an
extreme makeover to treat the damage brought on by years of severe
tanning, makeup and hair-dye abuse.
"Three Men and a Fanclub"-TBS-(movie:) starring Barry Manilow, Garry Gief,
and Marc Hulett. Three bachelor's try to figure out how to run an
International fanclub without trying to drive the fans-and each
Monday: (:00 p.m.-CBS (drama:) Josh Dumel,James Caan. Special guests:
Barry Manilow and Kathy Bates as "Mrs. Manilow."- The gang try to thwart a
plan by "Fanilow" Kathy Bates to kidnap him in the middle of his CSWY
routine on the debut of his new Vegas strip show.